drunk-blaine:

darren’s birthmark more like the bane of my existence 

cindry:

when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now

boobifer:

i told you not to do the jazz squares

it’s a crowd favorite everyone loves a good jazz square

shotgunanderson:

do you ever feel like you want to go on a plane and crash onto an island and wake up in the trees and then have a giant adventure where you have no fucking clue what’s going on and wOAH WHAT YEAR IS IT but somehow the women are still getting waxed and never run out of mascara?

and after being chased by a weird dark smoke monter, and some weird people and a lot of shit, at the end you find out that all you and all your friends have been dead for a while.

mishasexual:

If I ever end up in jail I expect letters from all of my followers explaining in elaborate detail about everything that happens on my favorite tv shows.

theyellovvbrickroad:

whenever i see a good butt

its like the world stops for a moment

and its just me and butt

soficoppolas:

spnwhore:

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

 #the other 40% is me crying by myself